2021年3月25日
褚簡寧 Michael Chugani
STRAIGHT-SHOOTING
The middle finger, Carrie Lam, and Eunice Yung Hoi-yan
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The middle finger is the least functional of all five fingers. That's what I have concluded. Some people use their forefinger to pick their nose. Others use their little finger. The middle finger is too big unless you have large nostrils. The same goes for picking earwax.
People use their thumb and forefinger to hold a pen. Married or engaged people use the ring finger for their rings. The middle finger comes in handy only to snap at inattentive restaurant waiters.
To do that you must use your thumb and middle finger although snapping at waiters is now considered rude. You must wave your hand until they see you. But make sure you don't do it with just your middle finger.
I would like to thank Legislative Councillor Eunice Yung Hoi-yan for reminding us of another, more colorful way, to use the middle finger. Before I discuss her views about the middle finger, let me remind everyone about her views on domestic helpers and protesters. ...
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